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Hamburgsund, Vastra Gotalands Lan, Sweden
Jonas Wolcher, the visionary Swedish director born on April 15, 1973, is a cinematic maestro celebrated for his dynamic storytelling in films like "Die Zombiejäger" and "Dragonetti: The Ruthless Contract Killer." In the captivating world of "Cannibal Fog," Wolcher fearlessly delves into the cannibal genre, crafting narratives that defy convention, emphasizing storytelling prowess over extravagant special effects. His films aren't just stories; they're experiences, guided by an auteur with an unparalleled knack for turning challenges into triumphs. In a world of constraints, Wolcher's indomitable spirit shines through, making him a luminary figure in Swedish cinema. His unique blend of storytelling, music curation, and marketing finesse continues to captivate audiences, ensuring that Jonas Wolcher remains a cinematic force to be reckoned with.

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2015-12-15

From Star Wars to Dungeons & Dragons



When I grew up in the 80's Star Wars was everywhere. Trading cards like these were available in every toy store. The most popular was "Filmisar" from Star Wars. A tiny card with white background and a framed front picture of one of the scenes from the movie.You could buy huge ships, like Tie-Fighters, Transporters, AT-AT and of course The Millennium Falcon.


What a ship. It had everything a 11 year old boy wanted. Unfortunately my parents and I myself didn't afford any kind of that luxury. But I still can feel the smell of the boxes on the shelves in the toy store.
In my hometown Varberg we had two of them. Lek o Bo and I can't remember the other one.
I bought some cards there by my own and the rest of my collection I got it from my friend.
Star Wars figures were not common at home. My brother got one for Christmas in 1984, Yoda. Not the coolest figure, but I got something much better. My Christmas gift was DoD or "Drakar och Demoner". Similar to (Dungeons & Dragons) but with quite different rules. One year earlier my big sister (6 years older than me) had tried the game on an exchange student trip to Ohio. She fell in love with the game and told my parents what I wanted for Christmas. I still remember open up the gift. I actually still have the picture from that night.

Since that Christmas night my life changed forever. I started to play the game 1984 and in 2004 after I've tired at least 30 different RPGs (roleplaying games) I just let it go. Now I have a copy of the game on the shelf, but I haven't played it since. Instead I took some of my own campaigns and developed them into movie scripts and treatments.
Next time I'll tell you about my first script I wrote. There will be whiteness, happiness, gold, a pair of scissors and of course blood ;)

2015-12-14

THANK YOU ALL

We had a blast at Den Magiska Biodagen in Alingsås, Sweden.
It was fun to meet the Germans again. René Wiesner (producer) screened the Swedish premier of "ABCS Of Superheroes", which was a really funny splatter comedy.

Steve Aquilina (producer and distributor) showed Violent Shit, by Luigi Pastore.
The soundtrack for that movie was composed by Claudio Simonetti.
It was so beautiful I started to cry.







Here are the screen list of all the movies at Den Magiska Biodagen 12122015

13.30 – ABCS of Superheroes

15.30 – Spring

19.00 – Violent Shit – The Movie

21.30 – Turbo Kid

23.30 – Hellions

2015-12-02

SWEDISH CULT FILM MAKERS JOIN FORCES


We are coming to www.scifiworld.se to promote Hermit Monster Killer, Root of Darkness and Emerge the movie. Welcome to our booth and have a chat.
We are running a kickstarter campaign for Emerge. Check it out here:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jonaswolcher/emerge-the-movie

2015-12-01

EMERGE FILM KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN

I'm proud of being involved in Emerge, a scifi which will blow your mind completely.

SYNOPSIS:  
"In a dystopia of Sweden, English has become the main language, the death penalty has been legalized and new methods are developed to handle the increasing criminality. EMERGE is a re-education program tested on murderers. Through dream manipulations they induce empathy, regret and guilt to make sure they don’t commit the crime again. They are tested in a viral world and if they fail this stage the prisoner will obviously relapse which gives the facility a right to kill them and harvest their organs for trade".

The story evolves around Mary who is about to discard a client as a psychopath for his lack of regret killing his wife, but realizes he is innocent of the crime.

 The trailer for EMERGE has been screened at several theaters in Sweden and Denmark.


Even at Weekend of Hell, Europe’s biggest horror event. German magazines such as Virus and

 Marco Erdmann - Wicked Vision (in the middle), 
he saw the trailer for EMERGE and was very impressed. 

Slamdance, Blue Cat, Cine Story, Cinequest and many more praise it. It’s been finalist or semifinalist in several ones, they’ve been invited to Los Angeles and selected to be at Kinoteka in London. Several people in the business, amongst them Philip Eissner - "Event Horizon" (1997), David Keating "Wake wood" (2010) and Brian Udovich - "Wackness" (2008) say they love the concept.

Read the full article and join our kickstarter here:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jonaswolcher/emerge-the-movie




2015-09-15

BIG BOOBS IN
SWEDISH SCIFI


The cult punk rock band Alkohålkliniken contributes with a wonderful song "#Stora_Pattar" to #DenGamleOchMonstret, #HermitMonsterKiller. Den gamle och monstret! (Långfilm) Hermit! Monster killer! (feature film) 



Hermit Monster Killer directed by Ola Paulakoski
Premiere 2016 at Festival Bloody Weekend
D'Audincourt, France.


Thank you Alkohålkliniken (Svend KingeniBingen Rueløkke) for the contribution.



Svend Ruelökke

ALKOHÅLKLINIKEN


Some backstory

"Alkohålkliniken är inget nytt band. Sångaren och gitarristen Svend Ruelökke startade bandet redan 1986. Ett antal medlemsbyten senare har bandet nu på allvar hittat rätt sound. Även om medlemmarna vill hålla ljudet punkigt och enkelt med tre ackord så är det inte bara att ösa på hur som helst replokalen. Svend Ruelökke menar att det är viktigt att ha rätt känsla och att inte sväva ut för mycket.
– Det är svårare att få en Alkohålklinikenlåt att låta bra än en Bon Jovi-låt. 
Jag känner mig dålig i bandet då jag spelar alltför komplicerat., säger Peter Svensson.
Source: Svedala Lokaltidning





Check out the trailer Hermit Monster Killer


2015-05-04

PromoteHorror.com: Cannibal Fog

THANK YOU PROMOTE HORROR!



PromoteHorror.com: Cannibal Fog: Cannibal Fog is a lighthearted approach to many taboo subjects. Sexual addiction, religion and morality, and the eroticism of food,...



2015-04-29

I'm proud to announce we got two articles about the screening of Cannibal Fog at Bio Capitol today in Varberg, Sweden.



Meet the actors 

  • Vargman Bjärsborn as Bishop in his complete armor suit 


 


  • Malte Aronsson as the Cannibal Chef



  • The director Jonas Wolcher is ready as a medium rare on menu.




A free photoshoot is available before the screening or just mingle.

Nicetomeatyou ;)




2015-04-09

THE CREW OF CANNIBAL FOG IS
SO PROUD OF VOGON POETRY


Here's a greeting card "in true 90's style" to our friends who contributed with songs to the soundtrack of Cannibal Fog.

The band Vogon Poetry has worked hard for their success.


https://www.facebook.com/vogonpoetrymusic

THE DICEMAN
Vogon Poetry - The Diceman (Machinista remix) 

THE NEW SINGLE SPIT IT OUT ON SPOTIFY


NEWS: 'Cannibal Fog' A Lighthearted To Sexual Addiction ...

NEWS: 'Cannibal Fog' A Lighthearted To Sexual Addiction ...

WHAT IS CANNIBAL FOG?    
D IABOLIQUE    NEWS: Cannibal Fog is a dark comedy filmed in t...


Photographers: Adrian-Catalin Duma, Hank, Andreas Gärdnert,
Tor Björn Amilon, Jonas Wolcher and Jimmy Wernström.

You can't live without this mag.
One of the best there is.
http://diaboliquemagazine.com/


2015-03-17

Cannibal Fog (2014)

http://www.fhp.nu/Roy/Kalendarium/Film/CANNIBAL-FOG/



PREMIÄR FÖR DEN FÖRSTA SVENSKA KANNIBALFILMEN
CANNIBAL FOG (2014)

Boka dina biljetter redan idag.

Regi: Jonas Wolcher
Skådespelare: Malte Aronsson, Linus Karlgren, Kim Sønderholm m.fl
Land: Sverige (2015)
Språk: Svenska (Engelsk text)
Längd: 1 tim 55 min
Åldersgräns: 15 år
Biljetter: 100 kr
Visning: 11 april kl. 21:15

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