Jonas Wolcher’s Blog (est in 2012) — nearly 25 years of raw, underground Swedish genre cinema straight from the gutter! Here, I share my past, present, and future: movies I’ve made, like Die Zombiejäger and Cannibal Fog. No big studios—just DIY passion, cult classics, and the reality of being an indie filmmaker from Sweden. This isn’t just a blog. It’s a love letter to genre fans, rebels, and anyone who believes cinema should have teeth. Join the ride—let’s keep the fire burning.

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Jonas Wolcher, the visionary Swedish director born on April 15, 1973, is a cinematic maestro celebrated for his dynamic storytelling in films like "Die Zombiejäger" and "Dragonetti: The Ruthless Contract Killer." In the captivating world of "Cannibal Fog," Wolcher fearlessly delves into the cannibal genre, crafting narratives that defy convention, emphasizing storytelling prowess over extravagant special effects. His films aren't just stories; they're experiences, guided by an auteur with an unparalleled knack for turning challenges into triumphs. In a world of constraints, Wolcher's indomitable spirit shines through, making him a luminary figure in Swedish cinema. His unique blend of storytelling, music curation, and marketing finesse continues to captivate audiences, ensuring that Jonas Wolcher remains a cinematic force to be reckoned with.

2016-06-14

Jonas Wolcher SFX Classes

In 2004 I made the my first online special effects makeup school. Since then almost everyone I've been working with has received a copy or learned from the techniques. The SFX class consist of 7 different stages;







Now for the first time it's available for you too and it's FREE. Go to the link below to download your own copy of my "Grundkurs i specialeffekter" class.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1087697151298110/


Take the class and if you qualify all the stages you'll receive a a diploma. Don't worry it's not that difficult. Have fun and explore the products. Use your own imagination. Sounds interested?
Just add me on Instagram and you are ready to go.
Hashtag your pictures at #JonasWolcher or #jonaswolcherSFX
Join our Facebook-page at Jonas Wolcher's SFX Classes.

Special effects makeup classes at filmkollo.se

 Well today I held makeup classes at filmkollo.se in Främmestad, Nossebro Sweden
Each group consisted of 8 students got the task to do the most realistic wounds or scars. There was a young girl who totally blow me away. She wanted to to a snake bite wound. It looks very realistic if you compare to the real deal.


I also had one to make a stab wound in her forearm.
We had some lessons for latex and film blood from #kryolan makeup.





Here are a handful of students who did some incredible work by my instructions.





Some cerials, latex, blood and creative students at #filmkollo, #filmkollo2016
#teachingspecialmakeupeffects, #blood, #gore, #specialeffectsmakeup #JonasWolcher















2016-03-30

ROOT OF DARKNESS


Now we have the poster ready for Roten av ondska / Root of darkness and the movie is finally finished after one year in production.
Artwork by Jonas Wolcher Artist starring Jesper Danielsson and directed by Gustav Ljungdahl produced by Dino Publishing JW, Uprise Pictures, Yellow Pig.
Root of Darkness has premiere in selected cinemas during 2016.
‪#‎everyknightneedsashotgun‬, ‪#‎rootofdarkness‬
http://www.fangoria.com/new/it-came-from-sweden-filmmaker-ola-paulakoski-on-hermit-monster-killer/

It Came from Sweden! Filmmaker Ola Paulakoski on “HERMIT: MONSTER KILLER”

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Nearly 60 years ago, writer/director Virgil W. Vogel’s SPACE INVASION OF LAPLAND was the first and the last monster movie to be made in Sweden. Now, native filmmaker Ola Paulakoski, along with his gang of horror enthusiasts, are changing all that, with a little inspiration from an old hermit and his dog.


Read on for the team’s comments and a batch of behind-the-scenes photos. Paulakoski, who previously directed 2005’s THE WEREWOLF CULT CHORNICLES: VIETNAM 1969, took some time in between editing to talk with FANGORIA about his latest horror/comedy, HERMIT: MONSTER KILLER.



This creature feature tells the story of a hermit hell-bent on revenge and a guerilla-clad rugby mascot running for his life, with one thing in common: an alien being that has crashed to earth, devouring anyone in its path. “It is very much a homage to old-school monster films and various Roger Corman flicks—everything from HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP to CARNOSAUR,” Paulakoski says. Read more here >>

2016-02-15

Are you fine or fucked?

April. A stick?!?
I guess I'm pretty screwed here! I'm more luckier than the one in August. A sock!!!
What's yours?

Cthupid - Vimeo Staff Pick

VALENTINE'S DAY was YESTERDAY but what the hey!


What happen if Cthulhu comes as Cupid?
The answer is easy, a bloody mess and with a whole lot of loving :) No wonder it got Vimeo Staff Pick


This animation made by Giovanni Braggio was just too good not to share. An animation in flash, background in photoshop and compositing in after effect, total duration of the project approximately 4 months. So much work, but the story is simple and so funny. Enjoy!

 Here comes Cthupid

 

2016-02-12

Top 20 Amazing Cinematic Techniques Part 1 - 3.

I just want to show you some amazing cinematic techniques of how they actually manage to establish a shot. You will see various of shots made by steady cam, cranes, digital effects, rotation, bullet time and lots more.  

From his Youtube Channel:

Hi, I'm Oscar.
I like making films and taking photos. I'm a graduate of Digital Film and Television Production at The University of Wales.
 
Top 20 Amazing Cinematic Techniques Part 1 - 3. Here we go!
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
 
 


The Cannibal Chef plays the untrustworthy Web host manager

Meet this guy in a dark alley and you will probably shit your pants :)

Once again the cannibal chef Albin is in the loops of acting.
Malte Aronsson who also played the cannibal chef Albin in Cannibal Fog got a commercial gig in a competition for Loopia. Malte Aronsson plays the manager who runs Kentas Web och Sprit, "Kenta's Web and Moonshine". Kenta has everything in control and you as the visitor played by the cameraman hesitates while Kenta tries to convince you to put your company at his web hotel. The commercial with Malte Aronsson is divided into four different sequences and they were among all the submissions for the competition led by Loopia
ENJOY!

 

  

2016-02-10

ICKERMAN by Seth Ickerman Trailer (Sci-Fi - 2017) Must see!



Do you enjoy the Cyberpunk environment and 
the feeling of a dark future in a Corporate City?

Then Ickerman is for you dear reader!
 
A picture from the actual trailer.

The video below is a teaser trailer for the upcoming feature length sci-fi film Ickerman, directed and produced by Seth Ickerman. Just by the trailer alone, His team have put a lot of effort to make the picture look believable. It's tonnes of CGI and it looks incredible. The cinematography is awesome and the general atmosphere of the picture looks very promising. I've been longing for a real Cyberpunk-movie for years. Now we have to wait until the release.
 
* "If on schedule and budget completed, filming should begin in the first quarter 2017. An innovative project that looks promising in the French film panorama and to which we shall probably have occasion to return.", taken from an interview with Seth and his crew.
 

It could be a hit or miss. But until then, enjoy the teaser trailer of Ickerman.


- I have never been so surprised like today watching this trailer.
This is too good to be true. A low budget trailer with really smooth animations and very well done effects. - I'm speechless.


The Poster for the movie







Ickerman Synopsis
Taking place in a futuristic megalopolis where new technologies and virtual reality are ruling society, Ickerman follows the adventures of a nostalgic high school teacher obsessed with 35 mm films and old cars. As he tries to rescue his best friend from the guru of this digital era, he falls into his imaginary world, acting like the characters he admires, and gives back to this world a part of reality.
Directed and Produced by: Seth Ickerman

If you want to know more?
http://www.cinechronicle.com/2016/02/ickerman-un-film-de-science-fiction-francais-prometteur-101722/




THE FIFTH ELEMENT - ART AND ACTION AT THE SAME TIME



 
 

remember when I watched The Fifth Element for the first time. It was for the promotional campaign on a tray at Mc Donald's in 1997. I was completely blown away by the look and the action. It was really a refreshing scifi movie which blended art and action sequences perfectly. The costumes, all the different colours and the actors.


I've always admired Bruce Willis Here he really plays well and his character is a typical low life guy.

The cigarette filter is white and the tobacco roll is brown.
 Gary Oldman, as the main villain. That guy is awesome. I can't help loving this evil creature.
He's such a bad ass.

 Oops, I forgot Milla Jovovich. She's so adorable in her very tight outfit.





The costumes were designed by Jean-Paul Gaultier. Just look at Chris Tuckers outfit.
With big roses around his neck. Funny hairballs and a headset.
The makeup department did a terrific job on his eyes.




Then when I saw the masterpiece I had to buy the soundtrack by Eric Serra (as R.X.R.A).
And yes, the following days I played it more than once ;)

The Fifth Element - VHS
Fifth Element HMV Special Collector's Edition Box Set with VHS Tape & Book




There's one scene particularly I love more than anything else in the movie and that's the song and the death of DIVA. I believe Luc Besson made this just for an excuse to have a beautiful woman all dressed up in blue latex performing a song while Leeloo kicked some butts. The editing is just perfect. Oh, what a scene.
See for yourself.

Here comes Diva Dance:









The complete Diva dance from the movie effects, just makeup and green screen.




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